Not since high school have so many people wanted to touch my boobs.
Oh sure, I would like to say that it was just my witty personality that made me so popular in high school, but I realize it was most likely my perfectly sculptured, very large tits.
Back then, I had the whole package and it [...]

If I ever hear again that kids of gay parents have a higher likelyhood of becoming gay than kids of straight people I may just lose my shit. Here is why: My wife and I, despite our very lesbian lifestyle, seem to be raising the straightest, slowly becoming the biggest redneck boy in Nashville. This [...]

So, my beautiful wife loves to save money. She likes to spend it so that’s why she is always looking for ways to save it, but nonetheless, she always finds great ideas. The latest sensationwas something called Thegrocerygame.com. It’s a really great on-line grocery shopping, coupon clipping, money saving thing if you aren’t really a brand conscious [...]

Ok, I know that it is a sad story.  It is always a sad story when somebody is murdered.  I can’t think of one happy ending that starts with a murder suicide.  But despite that little fact, this situation is the perfect one for us to remember to not cheat on our wives.  Hell, every [...]