If I ever hear again that kids of gay parents have a higher likelyhood of becoming gay than kids of straight people I may just lose my shit. Here is why: My wife and I, despite our very lesbian lifestyle, seem to be raising the straightest, slowly becoming the biggest redneck boy in Nashville. This is more than my very urban, lesbian, wife can bare. I’m from Alabama so there is a small little part of me that is redneck proud.

Tonight while we were at the grocery he as usual abandoned the shopping process for the magazine rack. He is still trying to come to terms with Michael Jacksons death so I told him he could choose between the two tribute magazines to Michael Jackson to purchase. It was time to check out and to my surprise he throws on the conveyer belt a $7 wrestling magzine and some womens health magazine with a lady in a bikini on the front. What?!! When did this happen?

Now, let me make something perfectly clear for the hate advocates who say that gays tend to raise gays. Each month the magazine subscriptions that come to our home are The Advocate,Curve Magazine, Rolling Stone, Esquire, Today’s Gardener and some cooking magazine that my wife gets. So I think it is fair to say that we offer a wide variety of media opportunity for him to express his true self. And well…I think wrestling and girls in bikins speak for themselves.